{2019} Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, Brother, Sister, Husband, Wife and Boyfriend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, Brother, Sister, Husband, Wife, and Boyfriend: In the mood of kidding on special birthday? Need some funny Birthday wishes Here we have a collection of funny birthday Wishes for almost all. You can use these Birthday wishes via Text/SMS, email, Facebook, Whatsapp, IM, etc.


Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend


Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!.

On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon..

On the day you were born, the doctor was a little late to the delivery room. Some dinosaurs were blocking his way! Happy Birthday!.

I actually think you are getting younger with each candle you blow. Your charm never ceases to amaze me. Happy Birthday..

On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!.

My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday..

The worst thing about having a birthday isn’t getting another year older. It’s having witnesses..

Be sure that the other person will take things in his/her stride..

Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday..

As a true friend, I always remember only your birthday, but not your age..

I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams..

Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?.

I put on a smile just for you. But the truth is…I hate birthdays! It just reminds me of how old we’re getting..

Remember when music was better and people were nicer, and children respected their elders? Oh, what am I saying. I bet you don’t remember your own name. Happy birthday anyway!.

Call it a paradox, but I always look forward to celebrating your birthdays, yet I want you to continue looking younger..

Though you have added one more year, you have added one more quantity of wisdom in you..

Keep Calm and tell us your real age. Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday to a dear friend. May you always have more hairs on your head than candles in your cake..

Happy Birthday! Remember when your hair was thick and your waist was thin? Funny how things change….

I can’t believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!.

Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let’s go quench your thirst in a bar..

With growing age, your looks go perfect…. with new wrinkle on your cheeks!.

Thank you for being the one person I can count on to love me even when I make the dumbest mistakes. Happy Birthday, with all my love..

Remember me? I asked this because you may be facing memory gap due to your growing age..

I’m not saying you’re old and senile with one foot in the grave, but you better be prepared for the guy in the hooded robe that will knock on your door and it won’t be Halloween! Happy birthday!.

My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend..

You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!.

On this day, some years ago, you were born. So what? Happy Birthday.

Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband..

Remember that age is just a number. Well, until you hit 60. Then you’re just really freaking old! Happy Birthday!.

It’s not a shame that you are getting older, it’s a glorious thing to be able to say that you have had more birthdays that many people have had sex. Happy Birthday!.

As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me…because I forgot your birthday gift..

Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day..

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I’ve stayed in touch all these years because you’re the only one that can handle my excessive displays of sarcasm..

Happy Birthday from the friend that taught you everything you know about life. Sorry about the misinformation..

Happy Birthday! Here’s to me being the wild chick that drove all of your “goody two shoe” friends away..

Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had..

My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday..

Happy Birthday!...But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that...too many of them might kill you..

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened..

Why is it always harder to buy presents for a guy? It might be something to do with the fact that no matter what you get a guy, it’s never going to be better than his Playstation. Happy Birthday!.

Happy birthday to the most important kind of friend there is – the kind who makes me look younger, old pal!.

Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday..

So, how many candles are you yet to blow before your pension, and afterwards? I really think I have lost count of them, and I don’t think the counting will ever come to an end..

Honesty is the key to any relationship, for that reason I want you to know, you really need to pluck your eyebrows before we go out tonight. Happy Birthday!.

Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!.

Forget about the slimming pills, let’s munch the birthday cake. Tomorrow is another day..

I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake..

I am so happy that you have managed to make it to this age without too many scars. Let’s add one huge one tonight! Happy Birthday!.

Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday..

Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!.

You're a rare bird and that's why I love you so much. Happy birthday..

Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I’m not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend..

Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years..

Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!.

Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself..

I think there is nothing funny about having a birthday and getting old when you are already old. That’s why I am going to keep your birthday wishes totally serious. Happy Birthday!.

It’s your birthday! To celebrate, let’s grab a bottle of wine and go skinny dipping in our birthday suits. Oh wait…that’s a typical Friday night..

Make sure that you share that kind of leg pulling relationship with the person otherwise things can get awkward..

You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday..

I cant believe how old we are getting! Let’s do something we could only get away with we were teenagers. Let’s stay up until 5 am and get out of bed at 4 pm to pizza for breakfast. If might be the last night you ever have, but it will be a great way to go out with a bang. Happy Birthday!.

It’s your birthday so I’ll volunteer to be the designated driver…for once!.

If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!.

I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!.

Happy Birthday! I love having you as a best friend. I get all the benefits of having a sister without having to share your crazy relatives..

35 years of experience and not a single grey hair. Did you get cosmetic surgery done on you or on your CV?.

Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a present. Thanks for the present-the happiness your birthday has brought us..

It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!.

Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday. Have fun, take it easy, don't worry, life is good, we love you!.

Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!.

Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!.

Another year older? No way. You’re another year sexier. Happy birthday to you..

Your birthday every year could also work as reminder to do your yearly prostate exam! Happy Birthday pal!.

Dear Friend, have you ever wondered why I've kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy Birthday..

Happy Birthday! It’s an ideal time to reflect on the previous year and resolve to be even lazier in the coming one..

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend..

In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 42, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!.

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy birthday..

Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!.

Dear Dad. I learned a lot from you over the years. But I bet you never thought the day would come that I would have something to teach you: How to use your smartphone..

Congratulations on your fifth 25th birthday! Love always, your awesome friend!.

After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday..

Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!.

If you’re born in the month of September, it is pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang..

You’re getting old but look on the bright side…at least you have a friend like me to keep you hip and trendy. Have a happy birthday!.

I don’t know what age has done to you, but it seems like you have really been conquering it. Today is the prize giving day for the bravery you have shown so far..

My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday..

You’re a rare bird and that’s why I love you so much. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday to my best friend. You’re the only person I can tolerate for more than an hour..

Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday..

I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?.

I wish that you may leave forever; I mean you and I. Happy birthday..

Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday..

If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila!.

God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday! Remember; birthdays don’t just mean that you’re one year older, they also mean that you’re one step closer to resting… in peace!.

You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one..

You are a gorgeous birthday girl! Almost as gorgeous as your best friend! Happy Birthday to you!.

It’s your birthday; time to look back on your glorious past, revel in your many successes, and recount the brave tales of your youth… Over and over and over again, annoying everyone!.

Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it makes you happy!.

Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: “You hit like a b****”.  Happy birthday..

Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday..

They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s..

I’ll always be the friend that get you out of the trouble that I got you into. Happy Birthday your my partner in crime..

Happy birthday from the only person who knows your true age. Your secret’s safe with me!.

At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age..

You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!.

It is your natural right to grow. It’s good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend..

I don’t care how old you are. All I know is that you’ll be older next year. Until then, let’s cut the birthday cake. Happy Birthday!.

Your Birthday is so important that we find it impossible to take it seriously; so, let’s go crazy with celebrations..

It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?.

We might be birthday cute, but we're also birthday hungry..

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse..

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!.

This year on your birthday, don’t regret the things you’ve done in the past. Do new things to regret in the future!.

You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!.

If you don’t get lucky tonight, I guess I will have to take one for the team. Happy Birthday!.

You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake..

Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake..

Shall we get drunk and paint the town? Or are you old enough to be past all that now? Happy Birthday!.

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!.

We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday..

Well, it’s been said that the older you get, the wiser you get. Well Dad, you must be really, really, really, really wise. Wishing you a great birthday..

Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift, though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years..

Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?.

Birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Aha, but I’m going to try it with my veggies!.

Dear senior friend, I couldn’t buy the candles you requested for. The candle company said they don’t have provision for delivering 60 candles. As for the confectionary store, they said they don’t have the technology to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. Oh, the fire-fighters said they don’t have up to 60 fire extinguishers to bring to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior friend..

Dear Friend. I’m still waiting until the day we become mature adults having intellectually stimulating conversations about grown up things. Until then, we’ll just stick to being 30-year-old clowns..

If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some... Tequila!.

I hope you enjoy your birthday. You may never know how much you mean to me unless we switch places and you stand where I do..

Others view birthdays as the steps closer to their old age; I think you moving closer to your actualization..

On your birthday, don’t worry about your age. Just count it in dog years. In your case, that would be… still pretty darn old!.

They say wisdom comes with age… I guess you can’t be as old as you look. Happy Birthday!.

You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday..

A Funny Birthday Wishes Collection to Inspire the Perfect Birthday Greeting.

Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream..

Dear Dad. I’m sure all those times you yelled at me, grounded me, and took privileges away from me were supposed to teach me lessons and make me a better person. I’m still waiting for that to kick in. Happy Birthday!.

Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday..

Aged like fine wine, complex and fruity..

Tease them if you Love them : Funny Happy Birthday Quotes.

Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of..

At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!.

Happy Birthday! May you have many more happy, healthy years. And if they run out, may the devil forget your address..

You may be getting older but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Have a fantastic birthday..

Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way..

Don’t worry about getting older today.  Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s..

Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday..

As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me… because I forgot your birthday gift..

Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend..

Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!.

Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!.

We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!.

Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older..

To the best friend a guy could hope for, do us all a huge favor and don’t get into any scraps tonight. Do yourself a favor and win the ones you do. Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday, friend! I hope we live long enough to be nursing home roomies..

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!.

When you were a little kid, having a birthday meant opening presents, playing silly games, spinning around wildly for no reason, and eating cake till you passed out. By the looks of it, not much has changed for you. Happy Birthday!.

Abracadabra! Nope, it didn’t work! You’re still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!.

My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl..

My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe..

On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend..

I love you, friend! I’m happy it’s your birthday, but I can’t help admitting that I came mostly for the alcohol..

They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend..

Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!.

Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard..

You always backed me up in our fights, helped me move, helped me kick my addictions, and let me know when I was in a bad relationship. Let me return the favor today, and help you pick a good club for us to celebrate in. Happy Birthday!.

I’m not 40, I’m 25 with 15 years of experience!.

As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!.

I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!.

A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend..

May you live long enough to shit yourself! Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me..

On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!.

Dad, I hope you have a great time celebrating your birthday. Today is the only day a year I let you dance in front of my friends despite the embarrassment that will befall me..

You should feel special. I don’t need a calendar reminder to remember your birthday! Enjoy your special day..

My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!.

It is yet another opportunity for you to start living with a mind in the state of tabula rasa..

Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend..

Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope..

Keep calm and tell us your real age! Happy Birthday!.

You are such a great mother. I’ve always wondered how you put up with me all these years and kept your cool. Then I found your wine stash and it all became clear. Happy Birthday!.

May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday..

The first two things I thought about when I realized it was your birthday was cake and alcohol. Does that make me a bad friend?.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body..

Thank God that we have birthdays to celebrate. These birthdays always remind me of how old you actually are because you are always energetic, dynamic, creative, and lively person to be with..

Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday..

Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child..

Happy Birthday! Nothing wrong in being gorgeous..

I can Google to find almost everything in this world, but I can never Google to find such a wonderful friend like you. Happy 30th birthday..

Birthdays are like doughnuts. Too many of ’em will kill you..

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Sis, you’re a perfect example of what a perfect 50-year-old should look like. May you keep breaking the hearts of your enemies with your good looks. Happy birthday..

May your holidays be long and your work days be short. Enjoy every moment of being 20..

You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!.

As you celebrate your 20th birthday, I just want to congratulate you on successful beating teen pregnancy!.

Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!.

Happy 50th birthday. While 50 years might sound pretty old, it doesn’t really sound bad when you think of the fact that you are only just 5 decades old. Enjoy your day to the max, you 5-decade-old lady..

Hi Hip Hooray! My wonderful sister is finally in her twenties! Even if you haven’t achieved anything in life, you should be proud that you successfully avoided becoming a teenage mom. That’s some substantial achievement. Now, let the party begin!.

Happy 40th birthday. Everything about your Big Day today is perfect. The only problem is that your cake isn’t large enough to accommodate all your candles..

Don’t worry about turning 30 today. In the world of Scrabble, 30 is only just 12. Happy birthday..

Today is the one day of the year that I am nice to you. Enjoy it because tomorrow I will go back to being the sarcastic, annoying sister that you hate to love!.

No, you are not 40! What you really are is a 20-year-old with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday..

Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same..

Wishing a ridiculously brilliant birthday to the hottest 50-year-old I know. If the world were to organize a contest for the hottest 50-year-old in the universe, you’d surely go home with the crown. Happy birthday..

Wishing  a fabulous woman who just turned 50 years an absolutely fabulous birthday celebration. You are never too old to rock & roll, dear sister..

Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!.

I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!.

Today is your special day. So you shall sit back, relax and have some beer. Oh wait, you still haven’t reached the age where you can enjoy a drink. Happy 20th..

My dear sister, don’t mind all those losers who insist on calling you old. You’re not old, you’re just vintage. Happy 40th birthday, my beloved vintage sister..

What an interesting age you have gotten to. You are no longer a teenager, and yet you aren’t old enough to enjoy a good drink. Happy 20th birthday..

God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!.

Dear Big Sister, I’m glad you’ll always have a head to start over me in our race to old age. Have a spectacular birthday!.

Dear sis, I might smile and wish you a happy birthday today, but deep down in me I’m green with envy wondering how you still keep looking awesome at this age..

Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is waiting!.

Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!.

Happy 40th. I was about calling the fire department in panic until I realized it was just your 40th birthday cake. Happy birthday..

As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!.

I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!.

Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!.

On your 30th birthday celebration, I pray that God will give you a big bank account and a very slim body. Happy birthday..

So you finally hit 40, dear sister. Hmm… I’d be forever grateful to you for turning 40 before me. Happy birthday..

To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!.

“Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!.

Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a friendship, isn’t it?.

You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!.

We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday..

Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!.

May you never be called ugly in your life. And if you ever encounter the misfortune to be called ugly, may God give you the strength to come up with the legendary comeback “I’m not a mirror”. Happy birthday..

Yay! Look who’s all grown up and getting ready to start using a walking stick. Congratulations on being 600 months old today. Happy 50th..

I was about making an age-related joke, but stopped when I considered your age. So all I’m going to say is have a fabulous day..

I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!.

Happy sweet sixteen, dear sister. Today makes you approximately 192 months old. My prayer for you on this day is that you never experience teen pregnancy because I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too pleased to become grandparents. Happy birthday..

Oh no… no… not the BIG 50!  Keep Calm and Happy Birthday!.

I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same..

50 years is no small age. To many, you are old. But whenever you feel down about your age, take a moment and consider how the 100-year-old woman would be feeling right about now and take solace in that. Happy birthday..

I can’t believe that you are 50 and still looking so stunning. I bet your enemies never in their wildest imaginations thought you’d still be looking this good at 50. Kinda feel sorry for them!.

I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!.

Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th..

I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!.

Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!.

Don’t worry about becoming older today. You can always drastically cut down your age. If many footballers around the world do that, what stops you from doing that too? Happy 50th birthday!.

Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present. I didn't get you one! Happy Birthday..

Wishing you a fabulous 16th birthday. Please don’t get pregnant, for I’m too young to become an uncle/aunt..

Happy Birthday, Sister! Hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!.

Happy 16th birthday. Today, I want to congratulate you for two things. The first is for turning 16 and the second is for not becoming a teenage mother. Enjoy your day..

Did you know that today makes you half a century old? Happy birthday, my half-a-century-old sister..

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!.

Holy s*** you are 50 already! Sis, I think we should keep this celebration on the down low..

Happy Birthday, Sis! Here’s to sticking by you even though you’re the dork that’s still laughing at the joke five minutes later..

Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister..

I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!.

Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!.

Happy 50th birthday, dear sister. If you were in a band, the band’s name would be “The Wrinklies”..

Happy 16th, dear sister. May your weekends be long and your weekdays short. May you never annoy Mom to the point where she thinks of eating you up. Happy birthday..

Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count….

Happy Birthday to a gorgeous, awesome and funny girl. Did I just wish to myself? Anyway... Happy Birthday, Sister!.

They say all you need in this life is love, and for that reason all I am sending you for your Big Day is my love, instead of some fancy present. I’m I not the best brother/sister in the whole wide world?! Happy 20th, dear sister..

Not everyone is blessed with the opportunity of looking this awesome at the age of 50. Cheers at 50, dear sister..

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday..

Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend! #mostofthetimes.

To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!.

Happy 16th birthday. May God help you forget about your problems in life like you forgot the things you learned for your exams..

Yay! You finally made the Big 50! Did you know that today makes you over a billion and a half seconds old!? Happy 50th birthday..

Happy birthday. I’m sorry once again for not accompanying this with a gift..

Dear sister, I was trying to send you something wonderful on your birthday through the post, but I couldn’t fit into the mailbox. Happy 30th!.

Keep Calm & celebrate your Big Bad 50th Birthday!.

Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!.

If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present. I didn’t get you one! Happy Birthday..

Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛.

Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!.

Lucky you, sister. Since you are not a banana, you get better and better the older you become. Happy 40th birthday..

Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme.

Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!.

On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!.

You’re birthday gift is the privilege of having me as a sister. You’re welcome..

Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for!.

I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s sentences and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!.

Dear Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!.

To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday..

Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday!.

You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!.

The next time you are upset with me, remember who changed your dirty diapers when Mom and Dad were away. Happy Birthday, little bro!.

Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child..

The best part of being a big sister is getting to boss you around when mom’s not around. Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know. Second only to me..

Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one..

Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday..

Happy Birthday, Big Bro! Thanks for always setting the bar so high…making all of my achievement pale in comparison..

Too many candles on your cake is causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday..

We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”.

Never forget how blessed you are to have me as a sister. Have an awesome birthday!.

Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed up karma heading your way..

Dear Brother. Being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday..

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Age really doesn’t matter when you have so much heart to give and personality to give..

Happy Birthday, Handsome! from a hot chick.

Here is a sweet birthday wish from your rotten girlfriend. Love you always. Happy Birthday..

Have a great birthday. You know you’re getting old when you can’t party like you used to..

I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday..

Congrats at becoming another year old but not wiser. It’s a good thing you have good looks. Happy Birthday..

Let’s make this a day you’ll never forget. Happy birthday to my one and only..

Sorry babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away. Happy Birthday..

Since it’s your birthday I thought I should remind you how lucky you are to have me in your life..

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team. Happy birthday, babe..

Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever… or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!.

Use your birthday wishes wisely. You only get so many so make it count. Happy Birthday, my love..

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while. Happy birthday..

You are the perfect hybrid of smart and funny. There’s never a dull moment with you. Happy Birthday, from your girlfriend..

You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you..

Love you forever. Nothing compares to the way you make me feel. Wishing you lot of sweet birthday wishes today..

My doctor friends have to watch me close these days- when I think of you my heart rate goes up to some really high levels. I think I’m in love. Happy birthday you heart stopper..

Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!.

Cleaning up after you, putting out your clothes, and making sure you get to work on time is the story of my life. Loving you has equipped me to be an awesome mother someday. Have a wonderful birthday!.

Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me..

You are a great boyfriend and an even greater friend. I hope you never lose your amazing qualities. Stay amazing and enjoy your birthday..

Dear boyfriend, if you really love me, you’d be happy to use your one birthday wish on me. Have a great birthday!.

Trust me when I say that my love for you will never run out of fuel. Have a great birthday..

Dating you is like living in a candy shop- if you were any sweeter I might go into a comma from all the sugar. Happy Birthday, babe..

Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!.

Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds..

I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesn’t stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!.

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe..

You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live..

A little birdie reminded me that today is special. Did you know today is national talking bird day? Just kidding, I know what day it is! Happy birthday to you, dear one!.

You deserve all the happiness in the world for your birthday. Enjoy your day..

I love you birthday boy..

You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!.

I hope you’re feeling gracious on your birthday, it’s better to be alive than 6 feet under. Happy Birthday to you..

Hey baby, since it’s your birthday, let’s have a pool party- and while we’re at it don’t bother bringing your bathing suit..

You bring so much light to my life. You complete me in every way. I hope your birthday is a special one..

I hope your birthday is filled with excitement. Make this day count!.

Birthdays are so overrated. I just wanted an excuse for some birthday cake. But jokes aside, I love you and that’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!.

If you needed someone to love you for life and you payed that lucky someone, I wouldn’t mind working for free. Happy birthday and please consider me for the job. Thanks.If loving you was easy everyone would do it. You’re welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday..

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age.  Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy..

Happy Birthday! I love you more than you know..

Congratulations on not becoming my ex-boyfriend this year. Wishing you a wonderful birthday!.

Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!.

Looking back on our lives together is never as fun as looking ahead and wondering what our future holds. Happy Birthday and I wish your many, many more..

Loving you is not always easy, but eating this birthday cake will be. Wishing you a great birthday!.

Remember, it’s not that you’re older than me, you’re just a little more experienced. Happy birthday from your girlfriend!.

I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man..

Honey, I know you’re 30 going on 16 but it’s time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!.

You’re a lucky birthday boy to have a girlfriend like me. Happy Birthday to you..

I never know true romance until I met you. Let’s enjoy a romantic evening together as we celebrate your birthday..

You are sweet. You are kind. And you are all mine. Happy Birthday, Honey!.

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!.

Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend…Oops! I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend..

Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share..

Cheers to getting old but not looking your age! Happy Birthday, Honey..

My sweet boyfriend, you’re going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year..

You are like pumpkin pie to me, always welcome and oh so sweet. Happy birthday, honey!.

Dear Boyfriend, If you feel like an old fart, just remember that there is always someone much older than you and much closer to the grave. Have a fantastic birthday, old man!.

They say there’s a lot of fish in the sea. But unlike you, none of them are perfect for me. Hoping you have a lovely birthday..

Happy birthday, my love. If you ever feel unwanted, just know that I’m thinking of you all day every day..

Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!.

Have the sweetest birthday ever! I love you forever..

If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend..

Happy Birthday, Baby! Today you have one more wrinkle to hate..

I am so happy to be celebrating your birthday with your family. Here’s to hilarious stories and embarrassing antics on your behalf! Happy birthday, sweetheart!.

Well, on your birthday I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will come to visit, but that bad news is that you might be arrested for stealing my heart. Happy  Birthday..

Birthday cards and gifts are just not enough to show how much I love you. I hope to make this day amazing for you..

Happy birthday, my boyfriend. If I could give you the world, I would do it in a heartbeat..

Boyfriends are companions and best friends when you need it. Boyfriends make adventures all the more fun and romantic. Boyfriends are for lending a shoulder to cry on and a hand to hold during the darkest times. You have never falling short of any of these roles. I love you always. Happy Birthday!.

My dearest boyfriend, it means a lot to share in your birthday celebration. I am so grateful for your life and commitment to our relationship. Have a blessed birthday..

As long as I’m around, I hope to always be the cause of that wide smile on your face. I wish you a happy birthday!.

I’m determined to make your birthday all about you. Wishing you love and happiness..

I’m a jealous girlfriend. You’d better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. Sorry…I thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband


Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

People often say that man has pondered his existence, since the beginning of time. I am curious, Husband. Is that what you did? Happy Birthday!.

It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner. Happy Birthday!.

My mother and father may have disapproved of us getting married, but that didn’t stop me! Now that you know how stubborn I can be, you best prepare yourself for a lifetime of not getting what you asked for! So you can guess my answer to that “special” birthday request you had. Happy Birthday!.

Sending my very busy husband a Happy Birthday! That TV is not going to watch itself!.

I can not believe that this day has arrived! The day that YOU bug ME for presents! Happy Birthday to my Husband!.

If you can’t beat them, join them. That’s my father’s favorite business strategy, which is partly why we got married in the first place. I’m not afraid to say it to you, because let’s face it, I’m a real catch. Happy Birthday!.

Husband, you add so much to our family… mainly loud sounds and strange smells! Happy Birthday!.

Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but  I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!.

Happy Birthday! Husband, you may be another year older, you may have gray hair and forget things, but there is cake and ice cream! And don’t forget the presents!.

Happy Birthday to my super hubby!.

Wishing the man that I married, who is probably asleep right now, a very Happy Birthday! You are never awake, but I get more done!.

When you dance at your birthday party tonight, Husband, do not think about the next day! Live in the moment! It will be less painful! Happy Birthday!.

Husband, this is your day! Your ONE day – don’t get too excited. Happy Birthday!.

Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!.

Every year, I am grateful for your birthday! You are so easy to shop for! Happy Birthday, my husband!.

Cheers to the man that I love! And to keeping you supplied with Icy Hot! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

Every time I see you, darling, I laugh! I am not sure if that is a good or bad thing! Oh well, Happy Birthday!.

I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red. Well I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colours. Just for you! Happy Birthday!.

It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?.

Sweet hon, some men are the lives of their parties! You are more like the log waiting for a slow burn! Happy Birthday!.

The struggle to put up with each other is a little less on a day like this! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

When I look at you fully, I see love! And potato chips! Lots and lots of potato chips! Happy Birthday!.

I do not know what I’d do without you. Happy Birthday..

Our union guaranteed that I would spend each of your birthdays making you a cake, watching you eat it, then falling into a deep sleep! So far, you have never failed to disappoint me! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

Being your wife has been a trip! Never beyond the couch, but oh well! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

Today, love, I took out the trash. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday!.

Marrying a man who has a good disposition is really terrific! Or so I have heard! I can only dream! Happy Birthday, anyway!.

Without you, honey, there would be no lump on the couch and more soda in the fridge! Happy Birthday!.

Being married to you means that there is always something to do… picking up shirts, closing things… Happy Birthday!.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, while you are conscious! Now go back to sleep!.

My darling, my joy, the light of my life and the perfect specimen of a man: God has truly blessed me with such a fine husband, that everyday I feel obliged to thank him for making us meet and fall in love. Without you my glass was empty, and then when I finally had you it became completely full. The kids may be making a mess of things right now, but don’t worry, just a few more years until we are free again. Every year brings us one step closer! Happy Birthday!.

This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

Dear Husband, I would wish you nothing but the best, but you already have me so there’s nothing to wish! Enjoy your day!.

My love, it is your special day! Do whatever you want! Wait…you do that, anyway! So, do what you usually do! Happy Birthday!.

My love, it is your day! Your presence is tolerated, a little bit more! Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday, Husband! Now enough with wishing, go mow the lawn!.

Husband, you serve as an example for many people. I will leave it up to you whether it is a good or bad one! Happy Birthday!.

I look at you with the knowledge that I exchanged vows with a man who likes to sit around, a lot! Here is to another year of leisure! Happy Birthday!.

It is a momentous occasion! The moment you get up from your chair, get a piece of birthday cake, then go sit back down on your chair! Try not to move too fast! Happy Birthday, Husband!.

I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times. Happy Birthday!.

Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!.

Marking the date my husband was born and counting all of your gray hairs! Happy Birthday, Love!.

After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday..

My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday..

Now is the time to let you, my husband, know how I really feel about you! You are okay! Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday! Today Husband, do nothing! Pretend that it is yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that….

To the man I love on your birthday: Aren’t you glad that you married me? That is all..

No matter where I am in the house, you show up! If I go outside, you are there! On your birthday, baby, get a hobby! Best Wishes!.

Husband, on this particular day, you should not be worried about wrinkles! Be more concerned about all of the aches that you are going to feel, later! Happy Birthday!.

Celebrating another year of your life with you, Husband! I am exhausted, just thinking about how old you must feel!.

When we have children I want them to have your nose, my attitude, your bravery and my legs. Wouldn’t that make the best birthday gift of all! However If too many of those things are missing, we might have to rethink our positions in this relationship. Have a very Happy Birthday!.

My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!.

My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!.

Happy birthday to the best husband and father. Enjoy this day!.

Happy Birthday to someone who is as active as I am! No one gets to the fridge faster than you! Best Wishes, Husband!.

On the day we became one, I imagined that we would have a good life together and that your birthday would be eventful! The first part ended up being true, the second part, not so much! You are not even awake for this! Happy Birthday!.

Your birthday is a day to forget your troubles and eat cake! Oh, so it’s like any other day of your life! Enjoy it!.

You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!.

My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you. Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!.


Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife


To my love, the universe became brighter and the planet more beautiful when you were brought into this world. Happy Birthday..

The way you make me feel whenever you are around me is how being in heaven must feel like. Happy birthday, dear..

It is another birthday for you, and another year of being together. Thank you for putting up with me and have a very happy birthday darling..

Baby, nothing makes my day like a smile from you. Happy birthday!.

God loves me so much that He blessed me with His most remarkable creation – you, my beloved wife. I will forever show appreciation to God for bringing us together. Happy birthday..

The fact of the matter is that nobody does it for you like I do it for you, except for your birthday because with each passing year you look better and better. Happy birthday..

May every wish of yours come true. Happy birthday, sweetie. I love you..

Once in a lifetime someone gets to meet someone, but I have been fortunate enough to marry this special someone! I hope you have a beautiful birthday. Happy birthday dear..

I am lucky that I get to see you smile every single day, and I am even luckier to call you mine. I hope you have the best birthday ever..

You are kind, amazing, fantastic, beautiful and sexy. I’m so glad that I married you. Happy birthday!.

Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!.

To my beautiful wife, may the years forever be in your favor and the days always kind. Happy Birthday!.

You are not just my beloved wife but my greatest friend ever. Happy birthday, my love..

Congratulations honey! You have circled our Sun again and it’s your Birthday! I wish you the best, and a seven course dinner tonight. See you at six o’clock..

Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband..

With love and birthday wishes, to wish you a day to remember, especially for you!.

Every now and then someone comes into your life and they turn it upside down -in a good way- and you are that someone for me! You are my everything and I wish you a very happy birthday..

I know you have a lot of things to do, so I’m going to go ahead and take them off your hands and do them for you. Happy Birthday – I love you!.

A truly beautiful birthday to a truly beautiful woman. It’s a truly great privilege to call myself the man in your life..

Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot..

Happy birthday to the only woman I know that never ages and always looks so ravishing!.

Without you everything seems so dull and boring. You bring so much excitement to my life. I love you. Happy birthday wifie!.

Happy Birthday – It’s your day for dreams to come true. May your life be filled with love and happiness..

I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead..

One of the secrets of a happy life is a slow and steady amount of little treats. Happy Birthday!.

On this special day, I celebrate my number one source of motivation in life and I thank her very much for her wonderful prayers for me to be a better person in life. Happy birthday, my dearest wife..

You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife..

There are only 2 absolutes in this world. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass in Hollywood and my love for you is infinite. Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday to you! You don’t look a day over…26…22..er…19..?? I love you and your eternal youth! You grow more beautiful with each passing year..

I have been through a lot and I want to thank you from the bowels of my heart for constantly being there for me. Your love is and will forever be the bedrock of my happiness. Happy birthday..

In my eyes, your life is a gazillion times more precious than the purest gold in the universe. Happy birthday, my sweet angel..

I’ll never forget that sparkle in your eye that made me fall in love with you. Happy Birthday my love! You never lost that sparkle..

Happy Birthday honey! I found this gift card, and thought you would love to indulge. Have fun, Happy Birthday..

You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you. Happy birthday, dear!.

Wishing you, the most wonderful woman in my life, the most wonderful birthday celebration ever. May the sun always smile at you and put happiness in your heart..

To my one and only, my beautiful wife, I hope this year brings you as much joy and happiness that you have brought and continue to bring to my life. Happy Birthday!.

Happy Birthday, and for a truly perfect day because you are so special, I wish you a wonderful day..

I believed that God created you for me to love and take care. Happy Birthday to the one and only love of my life!.

Having you as my wife does a great job in warming the cockles of my heart. Happy birthday, darling..

Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife! They say ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’ and you, my love, will ALWAYS be the apple of my eye..

I was weak, unhappy and helpless until you came into my life and transformed me into the happiest and strongest man in the world. Happy birthday, my beautiful angel..

Hoping this birthday greeting brings a whole lot of love and wishes for a day of all the nicest things..

Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of..

I hope that every single wish you make today comes true because your happiness is also my happiness. I love you, darling. Happy birthday..

Happy Birthday to the only woman I would want to be shipwrecked on a tropical island with..

Nothing in this life compares to you and nobody has ever done so much for me. You are a true inspiration and a delight to be around. Happy birthday gorgeous!.

I hope this day makes you feel as good as you make me feel. Have a blessed Happy Birthday sweetie..

May all your life be filled with loving memories! Happy birthday, sweetie! Let’s spend another year happy and in love..

Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, caring, understanding human being on the face of the planet whom I will love and support for the rest of my life… regardless of if I’m allowed to go on that men’s golf outing this weekend….

Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law..

You are the only reason why I breathe, you are the best thing in my life. I love you so much. Happy birthday!.

Happy birthday to my lovely, most pretty and the best wife!.

Every year with you is better than the last. Thank you for that, sweetheart! Happy Birthday!.

I bought you this cake because it is as sweet and gorgeous as you. Happy birthday my beautiful love..

Hope you like my collection of Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, Brother, Sister, Husband, Wife and Boyfriend. Pls share them with others too.

{2019} Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, Brother, Sister, Husband, Wife and Boyfriend {2019} Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend, Brother, Sister, Husband, Wife and Boyfriend Reviewed by aadmin on September 01, 2018 Rating: 5

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